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[Lengo]

Bolts? No way!  Nuts? I'm plenty! 

Just think how things woulda turned out if Igor hadn't screwed up! Mary Shelly wouldn't have written the book. Igor might have had his hump fixed at the Mayo Clinic for Humps. The girl at the well wouldn't have been tossed into it, and the violin player, well, he would have probably ended up with the NY Philharmonic. But no! No happy ending here!

I'm NOT gonna make the same mistake as Dr Frankenstein, no way,  no how! Mr. Balloon Belly is gonna be handsome, and I'm not giving him a brain at all (most are defective in one way or another)!

He's gonna be so cute! I might take him everywhere I go just to meet chicks!   

[MaxBeta]

  Now I'd be careful Lengo...your little cute guy might have something going already.. could cause you unnecessary competition with the chicks.  Now that would be remorsefully humiliating..just never know what the chicks have on their radar nowadays..  hehe j/k  I know you'll have a blast with your creation..that's the way it should be..

[Sandra]

Yep, I'd listen to Max Lengo, taking your creation out with you may distract the girls attention, after all, if I met a guy carrying a headless Mr Balloon Belly who would I fall for, it's a perplexing thought,
Maybe you'd be better off with Dr Fs monster, with him by your side you'd stand more chance, or better still take Igor
The girls will be so frightened they'd jump into your arms for safety,
God!!! what I do to get you a date

[Sandra]

Just think how things woulda turned out if Igor hadn't screwed up! Mary Shelly wouldn't have written the book. Igor might have had his hump fixed at the Mayo Clinic for Humps. The girl at the well wouldn't have been tossed into it, and the violin player, well, he would have probably ended up with the NY Philharmonic. But no! No happy ending here!

See, now you're just spoilin' a good story
Igor without a hump is like ---well--- Quasimodo without his bells,
Those two ought to get together, they could open a store and call it
Humps-R-Us

[Lengo]

And here I thought Humps-R-Us is a bordello in Nevada! Sheesh!

Mr Balloon Belly isn't headless anymore. He doesn't have a face yet, but he now has a head. Erm.. almost... the glue is drying on the mount. Then I can insert it, mark his nose, and add his facial features.

I'm REALLY worried about painting him. If I screw that up (and I haven't painted since fourth grade), I've ruined two week worth of work! I don't have any confidence in my painting ability.

http://www.iinet.com/~lengoforth/Looney-saveme.wav

I need to name him, too. What's a good name for a band leader? I'm trying to think and nothing happens!

 

[MaxBeta]

  I'll submit my name choice.. Duke..E  ....just one for now to get the ball rolling. 

..now that there's a head..should make this much easier. ..empty or not.

[Lengo]

Sad news. I damaged his skull. I gotta start over on his head.

Thats okay. Wilbur and Orville took a couple a years to get their plane working. If they can start over, so can I.

 

Holy Carambas! 

[MaxBeta]

   Hang in there Lengo..  You want this lil guy to FLY!!...Mmm? well anyroad..starting over is the foundation of wisdom.   Besides you can't become an expert without repetition.. 

...j/k..I know what you really meant..besides.. it's April ONE..so anything is possible.

[Sandra]

You made any Head-way (splutter) on your creation yet Lengo.
A name, hmmm Busta-Gut, Glen Filler, Arty Shore, Teenie Lopez, Paper -Face
_{I like Paper-Face}

Billy don't be a Zero
Don't be a fool with your life
Billy don't be a Zero
Come back and make me a knife
And as Billy started to go
They said keep your Machier Head LoOow
Billy don't be a Zero
Come back to me

We heard his creator got a letter
That told how Billy died that day
The letter said that he was a Zero
He was so proud he cried all day
I heard he made some more paper mach'e -aayyy.

[Sandra]

Sad news. I damaged his skull. I gotta start over on his head.
 

Are you sure your name isn't Frank---Enstein
I mean next thing you know the poor little guy'll have a bolt through his head.