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[Lengo]

Need cheering up? This might help.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.
 
 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
 
 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
 
 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
 
 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
 
 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
 
 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
 
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
 
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

[crowebird]

 

[Khalan]

Here's a couple (from memory):

- There were once two weevils in a field.  One left for Hollywood and became famous, the other stayed and did nothing of note.  He would always be known as the lesser of two weevils.

- Mahatma Gandhi usually walked in bare feet, and was not in great health.  He was a great spiritual leader.  And due to his diet he suffered bad breath.  So (ready for this?) he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.

[crowebird]

- Mahatma Gandhi usually walked in bare feet, and was not in great health.  He was a great spiritual leader.  And due to his diet he suffered bad breath.  So (ready for this?) he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.

lol that one is pretty good!